I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.”
"One thousand one hundred and eighty."
"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
“He says ‘fuck’ frequently and adjectivally. Yet he ends the meeting saying confidently, ‘At least I managed not to swear,’ and then looks genuinely distressed to discover he had in fact been swearing throughout it.”—Interview with Martin Freeman (x)
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
once i was baking cookies and i got to the egg part and i cracked the egg on the bowl and poured it right into the sink and it took me a second to comprehend what had just happened and once i had recovered i took another egg and did the exact same thing and then i gave up